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Beatriz Close — Rare is the challenge from a woman who will engage you in a pissing contest standing up. And there's another reason, too, why Beatriz Close is so popular among the bandana lads. Her finger free prostate massages are quite invigorating, and Beatriz will not yell about lowering the toilet seats. And, in most cases, your jockeys will fit her perfectly. So, no need for the added expense of sleepover lingerie and other frilly things to keep at the ready. Beatriz can be like one of the guys in so many other ways, it's almost scary. But, rest assured, bicycle seats will annoy her just as much. Some things are just plain hard on the nuts even if you wear a skirt.

Beatriz Close — Often mistaken at trading card shows for Jose Canseco, Beatriz Close has worked hard [and some might argue successfully] to avoid the trappings of luxury and fame. A simple semi-dame with semi-simple tastes, Beatriz has other plans in her future that don't necessarily include the fact that she's hung like a Lipizzaner. Instead, Beatriz has worked on personality and hopes someday that will become an accepted set of circumstances worthy of a lavishly generous Federal bailout. Before that happens, however, Beatriz continues to hustle the talents nature has provided her with hopes that she'll never run into a biker character harboring a bad attitude about exotic women with strange lumps. It could happen, but Beatriz is counting on the fact that it won't. Because should her face get re-arranged, Beatriz's options will certainly become far more perplexing.